Talent Competition
(All entries due 10/31/2010)
This is the ‘pic-fic’ contest. Each contestant is graded on her talent’s suitability to her “Miss” title, believability of talent (does the pic-fic portray your doll as convincingly doing that talent?) and of of course, style.
Judges:
Nightshade
Belladonna
Chastity
Shadow
 Miss Bad Omen: All right, let’s cut to the chase: I’ll be doing animal calls. This is a bat *ahem* Squeak squeak!
Miss Bad Omen
Miss Chief
Miss Cyber Crime
Miss Cyber Crime: Oh, my, is that Veer? I’ll trade you a stolen platinum credit card number for a set of those. Miss Deception
Miss Fury
Miss Masochist
Miss Muckraker
Miss Pyromaniac
Miss Exploitation
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b) Physical constraints of size and shape bind me not.  Miss Despair: I easily unravel the Fabric of Time by my ability to be in more than one location at once.
Miss Despair
Miss Yocasta |
Griffin: Holy crap!
adults: NO!!!!!
Miss Chief: I am the Great Widini! Welcome you to my Magic Show!
Miss Chief: First you need a willing *victim* cough I mean’t volunteer, if not willing result to bribery.
Miss Chief: “Yes, plenty of times, *he he he* even Zita’s had a go,here would you do it for big Sam’s copic marker?”
Miss Chief: Now our victim is willing, we procede with the great mystical dissappearance act!
Miss Chief: Now the magic words, bibzi minzy make the competition disappeary!
Miss Chief: TaDah! Well thats my great talent, Miss Treat and the girls send there apologies for there sudden exit from the competition, practice makes perfect and all that jazz!
Miss Cyber Crime: I thought it would be pretty boring for you to watch me hacking, since all you’d see is me typing and monitoring programs running on my laptop. So instead, I will demonstrate my baking skills. I perfected them while working as a pastry chef before I turned to a life of crime. Just let me start this download of credit card data I’m stealing and then I’ll whip up a batch of cookies for you.
Miss Cyber Crime: I’ve already set the oven to preheat to 375 degrees F. I’ll start off by measuring my dry ingredients into a large mixing bowl.
Miss Cyber Crime: Then I add my wet ingredients to the bowl, including the eggs.
Miss Cyber Crime: Now its time to mix them together to form the cookie dough. I don’t have an electric mixer so I have to do this step by hand. Oof, its getting stiff and hard so I have to really put some muscle into it. Finally, its time to gently fold in any extras, like candies, that I want to add to the batch. Nuts are good, too.
Miss Cyber Crime: To bake the cookies, I scoop the dough out using a spoon onto the cookie sheet and put them in the oven for about 10-12 minutes until they are golden brown. They look so delicious, don’t they? I can’t wait to taste one!
Miss Cyber Crime: It looks like my download has finished, too, and …
Miss Deception: Today I will demonstrate my photography skills, which I employ for both fun and profit. I prefer to use a digital camera to take the photos. I combine it with a laptop computer for photo editing and sharing. I also find alcoholic beverages and illegal pharmaceuticals useful to help my subjects loosen up and relax for their photo sessions.
Miss Deception: And this is my friend Veer. He has kindly volunteered to assist me today. Why don’t you have a seat in the next room and I’ll be right in with the drinks.
Miss Deception: Veer, I can’t thank you enough for volunteering to sample my drinks and help me work on my, uh, bartending skills.
Miss Deception: Now that my victim, I mean subject, is in the proper frame of mind, I can arrange my scene and get started taking pictures. I find a camera with a remote shutter control and a tripod are very useful when I want to include myself in the photos.
Miss Deception: I will sometimes skip the tripod altogether in order to get intimate, candid close ups.
Miss Deception: And here a few samples from today’s photo shoot. My photography skills have proven to be very profitable. You can see more of my work on my website, SexyTaeyangStudMuffins.com where paid memberships are available. And if Veer would prefer not to have his photos posted, he can always pay me not to use them.
Miss Masochist: Mmm, there isn’t much that’s dungeon-y in this…
Miss Masochist: She’s fiiiine. How do you know she didn’t like it?
Hypatia: How would you like to get tied up and left?
Miss Pyromaniac: Hey there. ‘Sup?
Miss Pyromaniac: A never before attempted Nitro-Fueled Rocket-Jump over NOT ONLY cars parked in a row but MONSTER TRUCKS rambling over it all! See how high I jump and how deftly I navigate between the behemoths whose goal it is to run me over! >:D
Miss Pyromaniac: With a Grande Finale: the Death-Defying 3-Storey roof-top to roof-top jump through “The FLAMING PORTAL OF HELL”!
Miss Exploitation: Hi guys, and welcome to my humble abode. Today I’d like to demonstrate for you my talent for the Art of Photo-Manipulation.
Miss Exploitation: As any Photo-Manipulation Artist knows, the secret to a great end-result is the quality of the photos you start out with. I for one prefer to take all photos myself. This requires precise preparation and tools.
Miss Exploitation: Good photos can require a great deal of.. agility, to get the best… angles.
Miss Exploitation: And for the very, very best photos, it behooves the artist to… go the extra mile.
Miss Exploitation: And Voila! Powerful photos indeed. I think a certain so-called goody-two-shoes will be quite motivated to quit the competition altogether to… admire my handiwork.
Miss Exploitation: A true Art! Would you say? And absolutely no Photoshop involved *wink* 
Despair1: Good evening Ladies and Gentleman. So you would like to know my talent.
Miss Despair:
Miss Despair: I can be here, an innocent bystander…
Miss Despair5: …at the same time I can be here. With a touch of my wound-hand and a whisper of “Doubt”, a whisper of “Despair”, I disconnect my victim from the Life all around to drown into a spiraling web of their own mind’s creation…
Miss Despair: HAAHAAHAHAHAHA!!
