Chapter Index

Ash is a (mad) scientist.  She lived mostly alone until one day while walking through the park looking for organ donors she met Valentine, a strange pink-haired girl who suffered from a broken leg that she got from falling out of a tree when there were no trees in sight.  Ash brought her home and fixed her up, and by the time Valentine was better, she had gotten used to having her around.

Ash and Valentine were pretty happy living together, but Valentine lacked any sort of street smarts, and Ash worried about her.  Ash tried everything she could think of, but considering the girl lived with a (mad) scientist that keeps people cages in her basement and didn’t find any of this worrying, she wasn’t very successful.  Ash finally turned to science in an attempt to install some common sense in Valentine, but that didn’t work either.  The device short circuited, there was an explosion, and then there was Valentine and Nightshade.

That’s when the trouble started.

Prequels (written):

  1. The Pink Panda
  2. Here to Help
  3. Don’t Take Candy from Strangers
  4. The Third Woman

Main Story (pic-fics):

  1. Organ Harvesting
  2. Santa Visits
  3. Penny Candy: FBI
  4. Naked Midget Wrestling
  5. Obsidian Lolita: Sociopath
  6. The Perfect Man
  7. R-E-S-P-E-C-T
  8. Ash is a Man!
  9. Nero Family Values
  10. And a Sailor on Every Ship (sidestory)
  11. Ash’s Pep Talk
  12. The Origin of Nightshade
  13. Man-whore
  14. Girls Love a Man in Leather
  15. Sleep-Over
  16. Vive La Revolution!
  17. Officer Ravish Keeps His Pants On (for once)
  18. Body Double
  19. Cancelled
  20. Discordia
  21. Halloween
  22. Moving Out
  23. Jinn
  24. Minions
  25. Scientist vs. Scientist
  26. Diamonds are Forever
  27. Complications
  28. Pygmalion
  29. Reunions
  30. The Pitfalls of Being Human
  31. Fabulous!
  32. Best Christmas Ever Part 1
  33. Best Christmas Ever Part 2
  34. Enter the Porn Stars
  35. What Could Go Wrong?
  36. Montage
  37. The Worst that Could Happen
  38. The Rescue
  39. Pink’s Conditioner Strikes Again
  40. Minions Like Cookies Too
  41. Home Again
  42. The Safest Place
  43. For the Love of a Woman
  44. St. Valentine’s Day Part 1
  45. St. Valentine’s Day Part 2
  46. St. Valentine’s Day Part 3
  47. St. Valentine’s Day Part 4
  48. Return of the Minis
  49. Pink’s New Face
  50. The Return of Beressa
  51. Jealousy?
  52. The Meaning of Life
  53. Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
  54. Treachery
  55. Bluff?
  56. Sex-Bot vs Man-Whore
  57. Rise of the Minis
  58. Wishmaster
  59. Dr. Ash
  60. Confusion
  61. Poor Eric
  62. Mastermind
  63. Guns & Money
  64. How Weird?
  65. V is for Valentine
  66. The Bitch Has to Go
  67. Everything You’ve Ever Wished For
  68. Chosen One
  69. How to Kill a Djinn
  70. Rally the Troops! Or Not.
  71. Are There Any Loyal Minions?
  72. Fur Pile
  73. The Plan
  74. Gotham Nights
  75. You are Invited…
  76. Play Nice with the New Minion
  77. Emergency Wardrobe Transplant
  78. One for the Scrapbook
  79. First Day on the Job
  80. Sisters
  81. The Only Way She’ll Learn
  82. A Dress of a Different Color
  83. Bring Me Discord!
  84. Museum of Natural History (sidestory)
  85. The Things you Learn from a Handshake…
  86. Three-Part Plan
  87. Catering to One
  88. Stare-Down
  89. Maggie’s Makeover
  90. Giggling=Conspiracy
  91. Ash Has Hot Friends
  92. Chastity, Finally
  93. Pink’s Rival
  94. Not a Pervert
  95. Humans Suck.
  96. Ash’s Pep-Talks Don’t Usually Inspire
  97. Worthy?
  98. The Simplest Explanation is Often Wrong
  99. Ash is Like Rollercoasters
  100. The Date
  101. Missing
  102. What Lily Did
  103. What Magma Did
  104. Yeah Right
  105. Not-So-Sweet Transvestite
  106. It’s All About Penny
  107. RAID!
  108. Oops
  109. Just When Things Were Looking Up
  110. Can You Fix Her?
  111. F*ck the Timeline
  112. Meet the New Boss…
  113. Valentine’s Fall
  114. No One Ever Suspects the Canadians
  115. Chocolate Ecstasy
  116. Shortest Explanation Ever
  117. Silent Partner
  118. Coincidences
  119. Make Him Promise
  120. Discontent
  121. New Digs
  122. Formula
  123. Old Friends
  124. Analogy
  125. Miss World Domination: Meet the Contestants
  126. Miss World Domination: Evening Gown Competition
  127. Fae
  128. Miss World Domination: Talent Competition I
  129. Miss World Domination: Talent Competition II
  130. Awkward
  131. Miss World Domination: If Chosen…
  132. A Tie? Oh Noes!
  133. Princess
  134. Viva Las Vegas
  135. Say Hello to my Little Friend
  136. Breakfast in Bed
  137. Middle Ground
  138. Torturess
  139. Treason?
  140. Challenge
  141. He Says
  142. She Says
  143. The Duel, Part 1
  144. The Duel, Part 2
  145. Jail Break
  146. Better than You
  147. Same?
  148. Through the Eyes of a Pig
  149. Where Money Comes From
  150. Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better
  151. In the Lab
  152. Supplicant
  153. Choose Your Path
  154. The Newest Minion
  155. Stripper Lessons
  156. Ballroom Dancing
  157. When “Nightshade” Rules the World
  158. …It’s Not So Bad, Really
  159. Help and Donuts
  160. No More Wishes
  161. Trouble
  162. A Safe Place
  163. It’s Alive!
  164. The New Beressa
  165. Big Feet
  166. The Search Begins
  167. Perspective
  168. Visitation
  169. Mr. Nice Guy
  170. You Owe Me
  171. Choices
  172. Candlelit Kidnap
  173.  Big. (Written, but illustrated from this point on!)
  174. The Look
  175. Run!
  176. Attack of the 50 Foot Nightshade
  177. Boss Fight
  178. Who’s Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?
  179. Dino Distraction
  180. Interlude
  181. Fantasy > Reality
  182. Cleaning up
  183. Wishing for things to go back to “Normal”
  184. The Next Step
  185. Surveillance Team Sees What?
  186. Sympathy for the Minions
  187. F*ck the Timeline
  188. Approximately 300 years ago
  189. Sayonara
  190. Magic & Mayhem
  191. And She Shall Sleep Until…
  192. Plan to Win Ash’s Heart #364
  193. Inevitable Love
  194. Apply Yourself
  195. Family
  196. Unexpected Arrival
  197. Bad Cop, Worse Cop, Worse-er Cop
  198. Guilty Until Proven Innocent
  199. She Shall Sleep Until…
  200. Break the Spell
  201. “Love’s” First Kiss
  202. Take Two!
  203. Marius Investigates
  204. Uncanny Valley
  205. Try Something Different
  206. A Logical Solution.  With Slides.
  207. Maggie Makes her Move
  208. Why Not Robots?
  209. The Dark Arts (of Love)
  210. While You Were Recruiting
  211. Where All the Action is?
  212. Mags Has a Dream
  213. Race for a Cure
  214. Application for Mayhem
  215. Ash-Bot 2.0
  216. Digital Dating
  217. Womanhood
  218. Awake
  219. Conjured Kisses
  220. No Squish
  221. Counting on You
  222. Past, Present, Future
  223. Reunion
  224. Meanwhile
  225. Riddles in Time
  226. Seems Legit
  227. Cold Collaboration
  228. Welcome to the Band
  229. Band Rules
  230. Not Even Once