All My Pullips
Ash is a (mad) scientist. She lived mostly alone until one day while walking through the park looking for organ donors she met Valentine, a strange pink-haired girl who suffered from a broken leg that she got from falling out of a tree when there were no trees in sight. Ash brought her home and fixed her up, and by the time Valentine was better, she had gotten used to having her around.
Ash and Valentine were pretty happy living together, but Valentine lacked any sort of street smarts, and Ash worried about her. Ash tried everything she could think of, but considering the girl lived with a (mad) scientist that keeps people cages in her basement and didn’t find any of this worrying, she wasn’t very successful. Ash finally turned to science in an attempt to install some common sense in Valentine, but that didn’t work either. The device short circuited, there was an explosion, and then there was Valentine and Nightshade.
That’s when the trouble started.
Rated PG-13: It’s been pointed out a few times that my fics are more adult than most (but not nearly as adult as some!). Well, yeah. It’s a soap opera. It’s not vulgar, but it has man-whores, mad scientists, assassins, time travel, pirates… not much in the way of shopping. My dolls are not role models.
The Stories (in chronological order):
- Organ Harvesting
- Santa Visits
- Penny Candy: FBI
- Naked Midget Wrestling
- Obsidian Lolita: Sociopath
- The Perfect Man
- R-E-S-P-E-C-T
- Ash is a Man!
- Nero Family Values
- And a Sailor on Every Ship (sidestory)
- Ash’s Pep Talk
- The Origin of Nightshade
- Man-whore
- Girls Love a Man in Leather
- Sleep-Over
- Vive La Revolution!
- Officer Ravish Keeps His Pants On (for once)
- Body Double
- Cancelled
- Discordia
- Halloween
- Moving Out
- Jinn
- Minions
- Scientist vs. Scientist
- Diamonds are Forever
- Complications
- Pygmalion
- Reunions
- The Pitfalls of Being Human
- Fabulous!
- Best Christmas Ever Part 1
- Best Christmas Ever Part 2
- Enter the Porn Stars
- What Could Go Wrong?
- Montage
- The Worst that Could Happen
- The Rescue
- Pink’s Conditioner Strikes Again
- Minions Like Cookies Too
- Home Again
- The Safest Place
- For the Love of a Woman
- St. Valentine’s Day Part 1
- St. Valentine’s Day Part 2
- St. Valentine’s Day Part 3
- St. Valentine’s Day Part 4
- Return of the Minis
- Pink’s New Face
- The Return of Beressa
- Jealousy?
- The Meaning of Life
- Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
- Treachery
- Bluff?
- Sex-Bot vs Man-Whore
- Rise of the Minis
- Wishmaster
- Dr. Ash
- Confusion
- Poor Eric
- Mastermind
- Guns & Money
- How Weird?
- V is for Valentine
- The Bitch Has to Go
- Everything You’ve Ever Wished For
- Chosen One
- How to Kill a Djinn
- Rally the Troops! Or Not.
- Are There Any Loyal Minions?
- Fur Pile
- The Plan
- Gotham Nights
- You are Invited…
- Play Nice with the New Minion
- Emergency Wardrobe Transplant
- One for the Scrapbook
- First Day on the Job
- Sisters
- The Only Way She’ll Learn
- A Dress of a Different Color
- Bring Me Discord!
- Museum of Natural History (sidestory)
- The Things you Learn from a Handshake…
- Three-Part Plan
- Catering to One
- Stare-Down
- Maggie’s Makeover
- Giggling=Conspiracy
- Ash Has Hot Friends
- Chastity, Finally
- Pink’s Rival
- Not a Pervert
- Humans Suck.
- Ash’s Pep-Talks Don’t Usually Inspire
- Worthy?
- The Simplest Explanation is Often Wrong
- Ash is Like Rollercoasters
- The Date
- Missing
- What Lily Did
- What Magma Did
- Yeah Right
- Not-So-Sweet Transvestite
- It’s All About Penny
- RAID!
- Oops
- Just When Things Were Looking Up
- Can You Fix Her?
- F*ck the Timeline
- Meet the New Boss…
- Valentine’s Fall
- No One Ever Suspects the Canadians
- Chocolate Ecstasy
- Shortest Explanation Ever
- Silent Partner
- Coincidences
- Make Him Promise
- Discontent
- New Digs
- Formula
- Old Friends
- Analogy
- Miss World Domination: Meet the Contestants
- Miss World Domination: Evening Gown Competition
- Fae
- Miss World Domination: Talent Competition I
- Miss World Domination: Talent Competition II
- Awkward
- Miss World Domination: If Chosen…
- A Tie? Oh Noes!
- Princess
- Viva Las Vegas
- Say Hello to my Little Friend
- Breakfast in Bed
- Middle Ground
- Torturess
- Treason?
- Challenge
- He Says
- She Says
- The Duel, Part 1
- The Duel, Part 2
- Jail Break
- Better than You
- Same?
- Through the Eyes of a Pig
- Where Money Comes From
- Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better
- In the Lab
- Supplicant
- Choose Your Path
- The Newest Minion
- Stripper Lessons
- Ballroom Dancing
- When "Nightshade" Rules the World
- …It’s Not So Bad, Really
- Help and Donuts
- No More Wishes
- Trouble
- A Safe Place
- It’s Alive!
- The New Beressa
- Big Feet
- The Search Begins
- Perspective
- Visitation
- Mr. Nice Guy